HOLY CRAP

It’s true what they say, then….

it’s possible to lose your ability to can.

So, it’s been confirmed, apparently…

The subtitle for the Captain America sequel is “the Winter Soldier.”

YES

YES

SWEET CRISPY MOUNT OLYMPUS

YESSSSSSSSSS

thecomedyreliefcharacter:

batmansymbol:

I LIVE LIFE ON TUMBLR:

A cover of Billy Joel’s We Didn’t Start the Fire, but with 204% more internetz.

Tried to get most fandoms in there but argh there are so many *flails* *dies*

LYRICS:

Fangirl squeals, Doctor Who, reblog is all I do,
watching Sherlock, Reichenfeels, we need Season Three.

Gorgeous graphics, keyboard smashing, signal boosts and Mako-bashing,
Bryke is trolling, Moffat’s trolling, perfect OTP,

Social justice, F-bombs, food porn, om nom nom,
Mean Girls, “The Life and Times,” and lawnmowers that can fly,

Please stop tagging your hate, this fic never updates,
all my feels, oh my Godtiss, holy shit I’m gonna cry!

I live life on Tumblr
Yeah, I went through hell
to get this URL
cause I live life on Tumblr
Let me love you, bby,
so call me maybe?

Hiddlestoners, Cumberbabes, who cares if they’re twice our age?
Shipping schism, activism, Stewart and Colbert.

Real talk, spam? block, Steve and Tony, Johnlock
and on art blogs, random pics of hair.

Yes this, now kiss, all my feelings in a gif,
Princess Kuzco, SOPA ban, lost ability to can,

Fanart, safe for work? Blatant porn, don’t look
Fluffy fics, fanmix, what the hell is Facebook?

I live life on Tumblr
Yeah, I went through hell
to get this URL
cause I live life on Tumblr
Let me love you, bby,
so call me maybe?

Rage toons, screAMING YELL, Merthur and Destiel,
Ruined life, (you tool,) learned more from my dash than school.

Goodbye MegaUpload, reblog this potato!
Cat pics are heaven-sent, “fuck you” is a compliment.

Superwholock, John Green, badass Katniss Everdeen,
Douche anons, torrent host, this has been a text post,

Bridesmaids, irony, overuse of “literally”
GPOY, lol nope, how’d this get ten thousand notes?!

I live life on Tumblr
Yeah, I went through hell
to get this URL
cause I live life on Tumblr
Let me love you, bby,
so call me maybe?

Ovaries long-gone, screw M. Night Shyamalan,
Askbox limits suck, I’ll tell you ‘bout Homestuck.

Game of Thrones, out of spite, killed off everyone you liked -
Amurrica is so free, Post-Potter Misery

Sepia? Hipster found! Existential quotes abound,
Missing E., can’t unsee, ehehehe LOKI’D!

I live life on Tumblr
Yeah, I went through hell
to get this URL
cause I live life on Tumblr
Let me love you, bby,
so call me maybe?

All my creys, typeface and vids I do not understand
Wow rUDE, spONGEBOB sTOP, too bad I can’t Photoshop

Canon/fanon, what the hey, think I’ll ship it anyway,
Be right back I’m tearbending, why is Finchel still a thing? ((sorry, authorial bias showing, heh))

Special snowflakes, Yu-Gi-Oh, da da dadadada da da AFRO,
Germany, Italy, ship them like Dramione.

No regret, that I met, strangers on the internet
thanks to Rule 34, I can’t even anymore!

I live life on Tumblr
Yeah, I went through hell
to get this URL
cause I live life on Tumblr
Let me love you, bby,
so call me maybe?

Hey, I just met you… and this is crazy. But here’s my number, so call me maybe? 

FUCKING. YES.

BEAUTIFUL

(via sassygaysuwako)

cfugitt:

kastiakbc:

nooby-banana:

fatassmcnotits:

miss-azura:

terpsie:

hackedmotionsensors:

huggbutts:

daddyneedshiscrown:

Gained the powers of Nick Fury

YES.

Became the boss of Iron Man
Does this make me the new owner of Stark Industries and Tony has become my Pepper

Bound for life to…CAPTAIN AMERICA!??? NOOOOO! HE’S A GROUCHY OLD MAAAAN!

Started a company with Iron Man. WHOO! I’m gonna be rich

Swapped personalities with… LOKI?!!!!!

Bound for life to the Hulk………. I can live with this. I’ll need plenty of cookies and donuts.

Saved the world with…

Loki?!

FLAWLESS VICTORY.

First kiss stolen by Hawkeye.

I am…Ok with this…

Ruling over the humans— with Bruce Banner. Aw, no fun, he would be such a friendly ruler.

Kidnapped by Bruce Banner.

….but is it kidnapping if I want to go with him?

(via junosunderland)

theoppositeofendomorph:

Medieval Avengers

(via junosunderland)

hotrodred:

shotguninfinity:

miranthia:

savethewales:

Avengers’ New Groove Masterpost.

LMFAO

Sorry guys, laughing too hard to breath!

Wait a minute.  Wasn’t the squirrel in Emperor’s New Groove named Bucky?

(via demonsofslash)

coranam:

asherlockian:

quinnfabrayatyale:

bowtiesforthewin:

dr-potter:

huh.

Only one explanation. He is a time lord.

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My grandma was going off on her umpteenth tangent about how I could get a boyfriend really easily if I started wearing makeup (I haven’t come out to her yet) and I’m pretty tired and it’s been a long day and it’s just not  good situation at all.

So I was like “OMG I need to calm down” 

And I thought about all the Avengers fanfic I’ve been reading

And Bruce’s deep-breathing thing

And so I tried some deep-breathing

AND IT WORKED

Thank you, Avengers fandom.

Bruce Banner and Remus Lupin.

woolyjumpersandjam:

BRB

Screaming with laughter.